wait it gets worse maybe it actually first came from africa but then was cultivated in west asia I’M SO CONFUSED WIKIPEDIA
the most bothersome thing about the Folgers incest commercial is how the brother goes REAL COFFEE! even though he just came from the continent that coffee originated from????
when steve crushes all your hopes and dreams by (1) telling you there is no podcast equivalent to Disappeared and (2) making toffee-ass brownies or cupcakes or whatever the fuck when you are 3000 miles away